Thursday, November 5, 2015

Satan's Little Helper

Patrick Mayhorn
Lemberg
Film Art
5 November 2015
Satan's Little Helper
This may be the worst "horror" movie of all time, and that's what makes it so wonderful. The premise is incredibly stupid, a small child is obsessed with a video game about being a helper to Satan, and when a serial killer dressed up as Satan walks through his neighborhood on Halloween, the small child knows what he must do, befriend this man, obviously. The kid is completely oblivious to this man obviously not being Satan, and also obviously actually a serial killer committing crimes, and the kid is just going along with it, in complete blissful ignorance. It takes the serial trying to kill his entire family and causing "entrails"(large gummy worms) to fall out of his father before the kid finally discovers the truth, and also apparently how to act as well, the kid actually acting might be there scariest part of the movie because it's so surprising. The camera work is weird, the acting is non existent, and the entire movie feels like a surreal fever dream more than a movie. It's the funniest thing I've watched, and I attached a clip that I think sums it up perfectly. 
The "star" of the "film"

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